After an oracle proved infallible in predicting the outcomes of the World Cup in South Africa, the friendly octopus Paul is asked to comment about the future of Italian politics.
The photo shows how he thinks, and estimates that not even a mistake.
What Paul did not imagine it was the cross-fire that would unleashed in a little while ...
Here are the first reactions, at Inc. forecast ...
Free Scoop of which reveals that Paul has stayed long in Cuban waters, with photos (doubtful) that shows him with t-shirt of Che Guevara.
Channel 5 the following in a typical day, ironic take on the coloration of the end of its tentacles, much like the green socks. Signorini feels bad to live, to see him so out of fashion. Vigorous
Capezzone declaration, which says simply, we are tired of this oppressive dictatorship of moral coelenterates.
After the statement, the spokesman for the PDL fight with a squid, which is spitting at each other. The squid has the best, for which the images are cropped.
Bonaiuti denies everything, claiming that Paul actually did exactly the opposite prediction, but it was the reflection of the aquarium glass to deceive all the press, that being the left, just wanted to see that.
Il Giornale, the article links that linked to Islamic Jihad Paul, identifying its origin in a cliff in the hands of Hezbollah in Beirut Palestinians. The same paper recovers an article "enlightening" the fallacy of 2002, containing an invective against Fini because he was opposing the nuclear bombing of the Mediterranean Sea in the defense of Judeo-Christian values \u200b\u200b
Ghedini announces the establishment of a ruling that prohibits evaluations of marine life against the first four state offices. Alfano endorses and shares in full, since - in his opinion - the most urgent problem facing the world today that involves justice.
From great generalist news, from the TG5 due weight to the prediction of Paul addressing the news in the "Taste", accompanied by some tasty recipes.
Bertolaso \u200b\u200bshows that the Civil Defence led by him has always considered the marine molluscs one of the largest national threats. It 'was just the carelessness of a certain policy, not the present Government, to be well prepared to prevent problems with some stage in the Maldives. In a
vehement edition of TG4, Emilio Fede harangue asking on what grounds this talk Pal, GDP, Pul, Pol, and says that if now there will be attacks on the person of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi, the blame will be only subspecies of this tiny animal. In solidarity, This Mortal Coil images are transmitted as she prepares octopus "to scapece.
Live, Sgarbi bites in the head by an octopus and the goat. The octopus does not react, we learn later that he had been thawed before the show.
Editorial Minzolini to TG1, which speaks of a weak point that you created
(Minzolini does not have much fantasy). A
Ballarò Maurizio Lupi wants to tone, but does not accept that we start from a base in which polyps will consider only the spokesman of the moral issue. During the same show, Bondi intervention measured comparing the octopus being the most unclean of the earth, Tonino Di Pietro.
appears much less conciliatory Gasparri, who says that "porpi" have now exceeded all limits with their slanderous statements, and that we should start thinking to take away his freedom of expression. "And then - says Alessandra Mussolini in" La Vita in diretta "- must also be said that are not normal, you can not compare to some of the dogs or cats making love by nature." The applause of consensus overwhelm Michele Cucuzza that would mean that it is simply of asexual reproduction, and give strength to Mussolini that screams "queer ste porpi the asexual reproduction of them were going to do in Spain by Zapatero!"
Economy Minister Tremonti announced that, in respect of what it calls Europe, the government will cut out the deadwood. So enough with the 8-to-head for each octopus tentacles vulgaris, a consequence of socialist drift-welfarist 70s. You will be left only one tentacle, but combined with a social card with which you can recover some sucker from residues of fishmongers convention.
Forte polemical intervention Belpietro to Year Zero, which attacks Concita Gregory asking why his newspaper has never dealt with the problem "polpopoli," the biggest political corruption scandal of the postwar focus on why the octopus has never been required to pay the ICI on their nests.
Bossi says that people in the north is sick of these animals that are not Po Valley, for an octopus in the Po has never seen, and is ready to descend the valley shouldered rifles (fishing).
Taking nerves La Russa, who wants a military solution to the problem, resulting in firm opposition to Mara Carfagna, who as Minister for Equal Opportunities defends the minority of polyps and their right to express themselves. Adding, however, good woman from the South experienced the traditions home, however, that the octopus must first "softened" by immersing in boiling water.
In an attempt to correct the historical imbalance "left" of Italian culture, the Gelmini a signature move that clears from octopuses and related educational programs. The hours will be devoted to the study of recovered trout accommodate specific requests of the friends of the League.
... the only one who does not speak it's him, Silvio Berlusconi. Barely touches the issue during a talk at Confindustria, which states that when an octopus is in the morning to shave and looks in the mirror has already ruined the day. And then from sale, saying that the octopus is almost as bad Rosi Bindi, nice joke now distorted by Press the left to mount a case.
But even if he tries not to give weight to the prediction of Paul, Berlusconi is worried.
will as usual Dell'Utri to reassure and solve problems.
How?
In the usual way, of course, asking the intervention of an octopus's largest ... The story
political Italian government is now a media format, where each plays his part according to the norms set, so it can be used as a laboratory model: you can insert a news item, that is true or fanciful, and the system spits out everything baillame of declarations and denials that constitute the so-called "political backlash".
reasoning is not only applied to scripts.
But the television news is now made up of 1% news and 99% of "political backlash".
Try to steal quell'1% and deepen your understanding of yourself.
And with the "political reaction", rinse the ears.
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